Slunching

Hunching and slouching at the same time

“Stop slunching Igor!” “I literally can’t, thir.”

by Powderpinkpunch October 16, 2021

Spunching

The act of smearing bbq sauce onto a doorknob and mounting yourself on it.

I really enjoyed spunching with you yesterday.

by Y0RKER August 7, 2024

Spunching

Edging while taking a shit, using a squatty potty

“After my girlfriend left last night, I was spunching like crazy! The Mexican food really messed with my stomach, but it made for some great spunching.”

by Mog Queen May 31, 2024

swunchin

the act of smoking (weed, hash) or partaking of drugs with someone then eating their "munchie" foods and quickly leaving without compensating the host.

hey man u be swunchin' next time we toke up an u don't bring a pizza er somethin' u owe me green hommie. stop tha swunchin mayne!

by jWinter May 14, 2011

Munching the leather gorilla

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.

John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.

by TaylorS999 March 4, 2012

Munching Buckets

A Canadian Term for eating a girl out. Can be associated with Carpet munching.

Oh man, bro. I went to Cancun for spring break and got to munching buckets all week!!!

by Faelxvii August 15, 2012

Slurching

When something slows down or loses effectiveness due to overuse.

Still functioning, but at reduced efficiency.

I've been reading too much these last couple of weeks, my brain is slurching.

By midnight, the drunk could no longer string two words together, but he managed to slurch his way home.

The engine was making the worst sounds, but we managed to slurch into the garage.

by deth2israel August 26, 2013