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Dirt Snatch

A whored out pussy that is engulfed with various STDs including, but not limited to, the clap, the herps, raging gonorrhea, etc.
"Dude I fucked Kylen this weekend."
-"Man that bitch got a DIRT SNATCH!!!!!"
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scatch

portuguese boys between the ages of 15 and 24, usually titled with generic names, including matthew, mike, derek, samuel, etc. these young men mostly have common portuguese last names, such as pereira, or anything ending with "ereira". these young men are usually of sub-par intelligence, but have overall good intentions.
check out that scatch trying trade a quarter for two fives! what an00b hax0r.

that scatch is totally dumb, but may have good intentions.

i bet that scatch's first name is matthew. and i bet his last name is pereira.
by andrewLOLMATTHEW! January 15, 2006
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Chewbacca Snatch

A vagina that has an excess amount of pubic hair (pubes). The large amount of hair resembles Chewbacca, a hairy wookie from Star Wars. A Chewbacca Snatch is never a pleasant sight.

If you or anyone you know happens to have a Chewbacca Snatch, please take immediate action by shaving the vaginal area or telling the person to shave the area.
Bob: So how did your date with Susan go?
Charles: Well I was going down on her, but the bitch had a Chewbacca Snatch, so I put her pants back on and walked out the door.
Bob: Brutal.
by WhiteyMcWhitster June 20, 2006
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Action Satchel

An alternative name for man-bags that was invented to make insecure men feel less effeminate about owning what is essentially a handbag.
Clutching his action satchel, Timmy barged through the closed wooden doors and out into the storm.

"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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snatch diving

The art of licking a woman's Snatch.
'My jaw hurts, i was up all night snatch diving.'
'Fancy a spot of snatch diving?'
by James And Stuey June 14, 2008
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smachel

the love between a molly and a rachel.
not lesbo though.
smachel
molly loving rachie
rachie loving molly
smachel
by smachiieee :) September 29, 2009
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snatchassty

1. the state of a vagina which has been recently tainted by a less fortunate bowel movement.
2. the condition of the crotch of a female that feels more than simply "not so fresh"
3. a case of monkey butt in females that surpasses the definition of baboon ass.
4. Anything that can be described to be as disgusting as a foul snatch.
5. A woman whose vaginal health or cleanliness is questionable.
That hooker looks pretty snatchassty!, Ugh, I have had the runs all day. I feel pretty snatchassty.
by imaluma December 3, 2010
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