Smart alec

Someone who tries to correct everything such as evedyday simple slang

Dad:Everyone put on yur seatbelts
Son:It wont go in
Dad:Thats Ok we'll be there in a second
Son:Its been 10 seconds dad
Dad:Stop being a smart alec

by Broski400 January 29, 2014

Smarter Child

A retarded AIM robot.

A typical day in the life of Smarter Child and Me:

Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: These nipples... They're not really erected nipples, are they?

Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: Tell me what you really think of nipples.

by The Smartest Child October 14, 2006

Smartarded

When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.

:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.

by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006

Smartass

A dumbass who thinks hes smart.

Thomas: Damn, im hungry.
Jeffrie: Actually your not hungry, your brain thinks your hungry because of pressure in the atmoshere. So your wrong and im right. Also its "I Am" hungry not im hungry.
Thomas: Stop being a smartass.

by Hello?itsme March 11, 2017

Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?

A new game show hosted by Jeff Foxworthy on FOX that takes adults and subjects them to elementary level questions. There are ten questions contestants must answer, for increasing amounts of money. There are two questions for each grade level from 1st through 5th. The questions have varying subjects, such as 1st grade astronomy or 3rd grade world geography. If all are answered correctly, the contestant must answer one final question to get the $1000000 prize.

The contestant has 5 'classmates', who are all real life 5th graders. For every two questions, the contestant can pick a classmate to come up on stage with him/her. After two questions, the contestant picks another classmate to come up. The classmates help the contestant through the use of 3 'cheats'. PEEK: Contestant looks at classmate's answer and decides whether or not to go with it. COPY: Without looking at classmate's answer, the contestant MUST go with it. SAVE: If the contestant gets the answer wrong, but the classmate gets it right, the contestant is still in the game. Each can only be used once. After all cheats are used, the classmates no longer go on stage. Contestants may drop out before they answer a question and leave with the money won. If they get an answer wrong, and are not saved, they lose all money won and must face the camera, saying "I am NOT smarter than a 5th grader". However, if they've passed the $25000 (5th) question, they will leave with the $25000.

IMAO, this show is quite notorious for featuring dipshit people that apparently don't know very simple things, like what the Mayflower is.

Jeff: Now back to 'Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?'. Okay, 3rd question. What subject do you want to tackle next, for $5000?

Contestant: I'm gonna take 4th grade world geography please!

Jeff: Okay, what is the only continent that is also a country?

*classmate locks in answer*

Jeff: Well, your classmate has already answered...

Contestant: Well, this is a toughy for sure! Um, well...

Me (at TV): You dumb motherfucker! It's obviously Australia!!

Contestant: I think I may need to copy.

Me: ...

by iQue el fuck! December 24, 2008

smarted

To have or cause a pain, normally sharp stinging pain

I banged my ankle on my computer. It smarted a little.

by Casa Dilla June 20, 2008

Smart Smack

The word you say whenever you see a Smart Car and follow up with a palm push/hit to a person's body, preferably on the head. It's similar to the idea of a "punch buggy" or "slug bug", but in a newer version.

Person 1: (sees Smart Car passing by) Smart smack!

(palm push to Person 2's forehead)

Person 2: Ah, you got me there! Ouch...

by Faithr April 26, 2010