The act of taking a shit while masturbating until you cum then trying to catch it in your mouth as it shoots up.
by Turk and JD February 27, 2009
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Get the shoot my shot mug.1. noun: A girl who is graded as a 5 on the attractive scale of 1-10 that puts out more than the average girl in order to receive attention despite her low grade.
Aaron: That girl is no better than a 5
Rich: Yeah but she's easy, so I'd take that slooty nickel anyday
Rich: Yeah but she's easy, so I'd take that slooty nickel anyday
by Merlicious/Snook June 14, 2010
Get the Slooty Nickel mug.(adjective) : 1.Having hazardous ulterior motives. 2.Character trait consistent with that of being dangerous to others. 3.Having ability to conduct ruthless acts of violence in ones mind, without actually committing any crime.
by TBC832 February 22, 2011
Get the Slootish mug.People who have eaten themselves into such a terrible state that they can no longer walk. Their only means of mobility is by a scooter (found in Walmart, Target, etc).
Oh my, look at those Scooter People! Sarah exclaimed as she observed the people at Walmart that shop at 3am that are too damn fat to walk on their own, and also park in the handicapped parking spots simply for being too fat to walk to the store.
by The British BJ September 4, 2011
Get the Scooter People mug.When a man ejaculates on a woman's face while on top of her, then sits on her face and scoots forward, so as to smear his ejaculate all over his gooch and buttcrack.
by luckypork May 29, 2011
Get the marshmallow scooter mug.What someone says, sarcastically, when they are dreading something and wish to be put out of their misery before it happens.
I have to give a talk in class tomorrow - Just Shoot Me Now!
My In-laws are coming over for dinner tonight - Please Just Shoot Me Now!
My In-laws are coming over for dinner tonight - Please Just Shoot Me Now!
by MiTuCents February 6, 2012
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