Velvet Slipper

A bodily cavity that feels like velvet, and is very slippery. Typically a punani, but occasionally something even more slippery.

I put my tongue inside Ashalea's Velvet Slipper and she kissed her bad mood goodbye. Thank god, she was acting like a total bitch.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019

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my finger slipped

oops my finger slipped~ a saying used to sarcastically say you did something by accident (but you actually did it on purpose)

Friend~*kills me in-game*
Friend~oops my finger slipped
Me~grrrrrrrr

by XxZoexX August 9, 2020

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Sloppy José

(noun)

The act of placing Sloppy Joe meat in a tortilla rather than a bun.

That peen Mark forgot the buns so we slammed on some Sloppy Josés instead.

by Ryan Lefure May 11, 2013

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Sideways Sloppy-Joe

Analogous to the vagina--may be used in the context of an extremely loose (sloppy) vagina.

With all the cock that girl swallows, it's no wonder she's got a sideways sloppy-joe.

by Shane December 9, 2004

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idiots wearing slippers in public places. Obviously promoting an 'I'm too lazy and too cool to wear real shoes, you should worship my every step' cause.
In the wild you can spot them by their oncoming 'swishing' sound as they also shuffle because walking is such a drag. Indigenous to malls, fast food establishments, and coffee houses.

Jeff: Look out honey! A herd of slipper pimps are coming! Quick let's duck into the food court!
Maureen: Don't worry, they're shuffling, we have an hour before they get to us.

by jingerotomy April 2, 2008

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