ServePro

v. To pretend that something that did happen, didn't happen, usually to cover a moment of social awkwardness. To quote the t.v. ad, "Like it never even happened."

Co-Worker gives you TMI. You say, "I'm just gonna ServePro that."

by EverVigilant April 28, 2009

Active Server Pages [ASP]

A server side scripting language developed by Microsoft. While it does outclass Perl in terms of effectiveness and ease of use, php does offer more to the average web developer in terms of reliability, speed, and a shorter learning curve. It is also worth noting that ASP 3.0 comes in two flavours, VBScript and JavaScript.

<%@ language="VBScript" %>
<%
Response.Write("this is ASP")
Response.Write("<br />")
If Request.Querystring("action") = "page1" Then
Response.Write("you selected page 1")
Else
Response.Write("You selected some other page")
End If
%>

by Mordan DS September 25, 2003

soft-serve shits

fecal excrement that has the appearance and texture of soft-serve ice cream. The use of this term usually denotes that the subject ate a large portion of ice cream previously which precipitated the soft-serve shit. Also known as "ice cream shit". The phenomenon of soft-serve shit almost always results in a much greater amount of toilet paper used to wipe clean the anus of the soft-serve shitter.

Dude: "Man, I just got done wiping my ass for, like, 10 minutes!"

Friend: "Why? You got diarrhea, dog?"

Dude: "Worse...I got the soft-serve shits!"

Friend: "Sucks to be you!"

by introspectacle January 13, 2011

full service

to have sex with a escort, including penetration(usually with a condom)

the add said $ 250/hr for full service

by me ok 09 January 31, 2009

you got served

Colloquial vernacular to express the status of one who is the recipient of a subpoena, which more commonly would be expressed as "You've been served" or "Consider yourself served."

PARKING GARAGE - DAY

MAN IN SUIT
(Standing next to car)

Are you Mrs. Brown?

MRS. BROWN
(Approaching car with keys in hand)

Why, yes, I most certainly am Mrs. Brown. Who the fuck are you, mothafucka?

MAN IN SUIT
(Hands blue envelope to Mrs. Brown)

You got served.

(Walks away from car)

by Truth2Power August 1, 2004

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So you just decided copy paste the text written on the right side. Well congrats you have reached a boredom level above the scale.

Person 1: I am the most bored person on Earth
Person 2: I searched © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request on Urban dictionary
Person 1:You are clearly more bored.

by Hi I am a guy 653 November 28, 2021

servo

Australian slang for a service station

I'm gonna go to the servo and get me some fried kangaroo

by Anonymous April 10, 2003