Staunton Steam Cleaner

When seeing someone's laundry, you take a clean, folded shirt, and shit diarrhea all on the inside of the shirt. Fold it back, and then watch as they put it on.

Man, Lance would not leave me alone, so I gave him a Staunton Steam Cleaner.

by gapballer7 February 22, 2011

slanted definer

noun; an individual who frequently and repeatedly posts definitions on Urban Dictionary that are extremely opinionated and are usually intolerably annoying. They rarely give an accurate or informative definition of the word or term, but are usually nevertheless given high votes due to other users sharing their opinion. Slanted definitions usually include poor grammar, exclamation marks, and emoticons.

Scrubs - zomg totally the bes show evrrrrrrr! XD you all should totally wach it cuz is so funnnyyyyyy but also has good messgessss and stuf!

Scrubs - that show sucks balls and people who like it are queeros

Someone who leaves definitions like this is a slanted definer.

by PyrgusMalvae January 18, 2010

Slanted

The phase between tipsy and drunk

Friend: “hey bro r u drunk?”
You: “ no bro I’m just slanted”

by SigmaKui February 17, 2018

Staunton River Middle School

A school with too many hillbillies. Carry pocket knives to school like it’s nothing. The education system there suck just like their Football Team.

I’m going to Staunton River Middle School next week.
Run Bitch Run!!!

by Donewithlife707 September 22, 2020

slount

Noun. A wrechid woman who is too despicable to be adequately described by any of the terms slut, cunt, whore, or twat.

Alternative: A cross between a slut, a cunt, and a count. Why? Who knows. WTF? Maybe she thinks she's royalty, yo.

Guy 1. That girl is a slut, yo.
Guy 2. No. She's a cunt.
Guy 3. She's a slount. A dirty fucking, slount.

by Aaroneous Negroneous February 21, 2008

slunt

1. A value for which no algorithm exists.

2. An incalculable result.

Can you calculate the slunt of the data set that we're expecting to generate in 2038? I'll need these figures by Saturday.

by Ch4nge Ling January 29, 2009

Slunt

The combination of slut and cunt. For that person you just really really don't like.

Omg that fucking Slunt!

by nutshak May 17, 2009