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jay-and-silent-bob

n. Two singin, pot slingin, Jersey boys, one who doesn't talk, and one who talks way to much, who post at a quik stop smokin mad bud, drinkin beers, and shootin the shit.

v. to lean against a building and smoke/sell chronic, presumably while engaging in a completely nothing conversation.
1. Hey man, I'm dry, and our hookup is a queer. Let's go over to Jay and Silent Bob down at the quik stop.

2. Yo, you want to just go over to the bowling alley and jay-and-silent-bob it tonight, maybe get some fat pussy?
by Fishmasta September 6, 2006
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silent stalker

fart
a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation. Yah
Christ Jim...check your pants, those silent stalkers are making me gag. Yah
by Big EE November 4, 2004
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Break the silence with domestic violence

if you and your son/daughter will not speak to you BREAK THE SILENCE WITH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
oi jonny come here you lonely fuck I'm going to have to break the silence with domestic violence because you are not chatting to me
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Silent but deadly

A fart that is not heard, but smells so horrid that it could kill; also: Silent but violent, SBD
Your farts aren't that bad when compared to Grandpappie's ol' silent but deadlies.
by King Shit January 16, 2003
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Silent Breakup

When you are going out with someone and everything seems fine but then you stop talking to each only to end with a break up that never really happened.
"I think Tom and I are having a silent breakup.." - Nicole
by 89372589769 April 30, 2010
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Silent Snake

When ur playing naked twister and something accidentally goes in
Guy: Left foot on green
Girl: WoOaAh
Guy: You’ve just been silent snaked
by silent snakes July 27, 2019
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Silene

Silene is an amazing and wonderful friend. She is funny and will always have your back. Get yourself a friend named Silene!!
Me: This is my friend Silene
Person: Wow shes amazing!
by Adalyn123 July 13, 2021
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