Simper Fi

Loyal to someone or something, but in a phony self-serving way.

Lots of celebrities and socialites act fawningly attentive to their significant others, but it often is just Simper Fi --- they don;t really care for da other person; they just wanna make him feel special so dat HE will go making THEM feel special and pampered.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

Multis Simperious

A person who has gone on to a level higher than simping

He was multis simperious

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Simptoms

Simptoms are the evidence you use to determine if a boy is a simp.

I think this guy is a simp. Ok what are his simptoms

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simpleton

A fictional village of simple minded folk presided over by a Mayor of Simpleton, the simplest of them all.

Arty was recetnly elected Mayor of Simpleton.

by Mayor Art July 1, 2005

Simper

Verb - To tinker. To alter slightly in a manner to improve

I have Simpered with my Fantasy Football team

by Tony Swain September 22, 2008

Simpitry

Someone in the act of being a simp

Friend 1: what ever happened to Ryan?
Friend 2: I stopped talking to em cause I caught him in the middle of some simpitry

by Dat_b0i March 8, 2020

Simpathetic

A writing trope where a scorned lover is supposed to be sympathetic to the audience, but comes off as a Simp.

F. Scott: Gatsby is a disillusion lover
Audience reading the book: So, he is Simpathetic?

by Pineappleman684 September 8, 2020