Semicolon

A person who is kind of an asshole but not completely.

I met with the director of operations today, yeah he's a semicolon but reasonable.

by gurugarzah April 20, 2015

pneumonoultramicroscopic silicavolcanoconiosis

A lung disease commonly found from miners. A long word which many people know about, but its application is very very very limited.

Zomfg: Oh my goodness! My cousin, who's a miner, has acquired a-a... uhmmm... I forgot the word.It's like pneumo-something-ishconiosis.

WtfLma0: it's pneumonoultramicroscopic silicavolcanoconiosis

by pongkoy October 31, 2007

Simi Valley

A very very small town in California close to Thousand Oaks. Simi Valley is located in Southern California.

She lives in Simi Valley

by Mathura August 19, 2004

silicone ship

A busty woman, obviously heavily augmented in the breast area.

Don't look now, but I see two silicone ships at three o'clock.

by Fearman November 25, 2007

silicon hell

The place where all the photocopiers go (unlike our good calculators).

"Lets hope the crew are rotting in Silicon Hell along with all the photocopiers." - Lister Red Dwarf

by PreRiGo September 28, 2016

simi valley

Small town in Southern California, that is supposed to be "the safest place", sure, if you like tons of teenage druggies, violent teenage guys, and white supremests.

"I'm on LSD, meth, crack... and other stuff."
"Where do you live?"
"Oh, um Simi Valley."

by Kaboom December 31, 2004

Simi Valley Showdown

Recognizing Simi Valley as the porn capital we came up with this. This requires 2 men staring each other straight in the eye while masturbating simultaneously. The "winner" would be the person to complete the task first. Looking down is strictly forbidden!

What do you say we settle this dispute with a good ole fashioned Simi Valley Showdown?

He got the role fair and square after he won the Simi Valley Showdown.

by GetCrunk88 January 31, 2010