Slumberjack

Waking up to being jerked off.

To Tristan’s surprise, he woke up from his dream of spicy chicken sandwiches to being slumberjacked by his older sister, Becky!

by rrrrrob April 19, 2018

shambered

Suprised by something and a little weirded out

Holy shit I am hella shambered.Is he in the hospital,how the hell did he get there?Did you do something.

by BamBam6424 April 19, 2018

slumberbater

A slumbering man or woman who pleasures themself while in the presence of another slumbering individual. Unkowingly to the slumberbater they may or may not try to interact with said slumbering individual.

I didn’t know you where a full on Slumberbater
Oh I must have been slumberbating again... do you need a mankin.

by Lilmisscunt May 7, 2018

slumberschmacked

Being so tired that you become drunk without any actual alcohol involved

Person 1: yo you drunk?
Person 2: nah I’m just slumberschmacked

by schmark123 June 24, 2018

Slumberland Furniture

A wonderful place in Minnesota where dreams come to die, shitty furniture with a big tag on it, some salesmen are cool drug dealers and others are stuck up old bitches, but hey come on in because It's "A Good Life" ©

Hey Tom Wana go to slumberland Furniture no George that place is depressing as hell

by Okay sure man February 6, 2019

slumberparty

A party with no slumber

Let’s have a slumberparty with everyone

by Futher mucking tea May 20, 2019

Shuber

The code word Orthodox Jews use to disguise their forbidden use of Uber or other ride-sharing apps on the Sabbath. (It is generally forbidden to use any method of transportation/commute on the Sabbath other than walking)

One can break it down into two parts: "Sh..." a sound often used in synagogues to silence the congregants during the rabbi's sermon, or to signal to someone to keep a secret.

Uber =a popular ride-sharing app that *hopefully* gets a person from point A to point B.

Shlomo used Shuber to travel from Queens to Manhattan so he can visit his uncle on Saturday.

Chaya: how did Shlomo get here on shabbes? Doesn't he live in Queens?

Moishi: Shuber...

by Reapandshare June 9, 2019