Bedroom shredder

Someone who practices guitar in his bedroom with little or no desire to join a band. Usually these types have MAD chops as a result of sitting in their rooms, practicing for hours upon end. Every bedroom shredder gets issued a Washburn, Ibanez, or Petrucci signature guitar (the official weapons of choice of all able-bodied teenage males) right after purchasing a web cam and completing YouTube shred army basic training.

That bedroom shredder plays 50NPS, but he has no attitude

Bedroom shredder by G str1ng January 6, 2009

Shredding Rug 

An act of dancing where there are no rules. Anything goes. It usually entails getting low, making ridiculous faces, and falling flat on your face. Strobe lights contribute to the act of tearing as well as Britney Spears.

One can only say they shredded rug if they have the battle wounds to prove it such as swollen/tender feet, blisters, or bruises.

Boy1: Hey did you see Kristin dancing last night? She was intense.

Boy2: So wasn't dancing! She was absolutly shredding rug! Girl was intense!

Shredding Rug by Forgione April 21, 2008

shredded as fuck 

having high muscle definition, well toned body, aka being ripped in a more aggressive pumped up manner

JP : " Danny Bra!!!! i'm Shredded as fuck g"
Danny : " i'm still bulking bra lmao "

shredded as fuck by defining life bro March 6, 2015

Shredded Pork 

An engorged and puffy pork ring post a climactic round of unlubricated anal sex.

Girl I can hardly walk to my desk this morning. Luther bent my soapy ass over in the shower and left me with a towel and shredded pork.

Shredded Pork by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016

Super Shredder Status 

When one Person(s) Phsyical Abilty is Greatly Superior to everyone elses... making everyone else look like a weakling.

"Damn!, did you see john knock thoes two guys out!?"
"yeah!, he was on Super Shredder Status!"

Super Shredder Status by WakaFlockaSauce June 23, 2011

super shredder 

Someone that is able to do all three: skate, surf, and snowboard.

Jim: Chad's good at everything! Is he known as just a skater?
Tim: No, bro, he's a super shredder.

super shredder by skater500 January 10, 2020

Shed Spider 

A secluded freak that is afraid to leave the comfort of his mother womb (web).

Sawyer, will you please stop being a shed spider and go find a girlfriend or eat a dick?

Shed Spider by Hoopla42 December 21, 2014