2nd Column Shopper

When someone shops based on the price alone instead of the actual item they are buying, derived from the fact that most websites, menus and whatnot lists their price on the 2nd column. In other words, either a cheapskate or automatically assuming the most expensive option is best (open to interpretation).

1. "Mary only bought a side of eggs because it was the cheapest option on the menu, and she's still hungry. What a 2nd column shopper."
2. "Mike just got $100K car, but completely ignoring the fact that it has the reliability of a heroin junkie having withdrawal. Gotta love people who only look at the 2nd column!"

by edw007 January 23, 2019

Southwestern Six Shooter

A) To basically try a new gun on a live target
B) Whenever you visit any of the southern states, take a Six Shooter revolver to the border between Mexico and the USA, and look to the other side of the wall. You then proceed to practice your quickdraw skills on the peasant Mexicans all the while laughing your twisted and sick ass off. When you finish burnin through a couple hundred live targets, you roll up to the Beerbelly Bar and try out your brand new skills on some serious shit.

“‘Ey Billy!! Just got done rippin’ some Triple S(Southwestern Six Shooter) and this ‘Tard at the bar snorted root beer syrup and fucked a Modelo bottle!

by TexasTittyTantrumTeardown May 2, 2019

Lieutenant School Shooter

A second possible shooter in a mass shooting in usually a school but could be used in any instance of a duo of shooters during an active shooter situation. usually unidentifiable at the present time of coverage.

We heard today that there was a shooting at his local Middle School. Yeah we heard it was a troubled 17 year old and his sidekick Lieutenant School Shooter!

by OrangeCandyBar December 10, 2021

Shooter music

1. Rock music with a hard, fast beat, good to play during activities involving shooting, such as Air-soft or Paintball

2. Music used in the gunbattles scenes of movies.

3. Music found in the Background or part of the soundtrack in primarily shooter movies,

Shooter Music Examples

Definition 1
~401 Kill, by Rise Against

Definition 2
~Kickstart my Heart by Motley Crue

Definition 3
~Shape of Things to come, by Audioslave

by Clive Owen...HAH, just kidding July 6, 2008

Snowball Shooter

After swapping cum orally between 1-4 people the load is spit into a shot glass and accompanied with your alcoholic beverage of choice,then bottoms up,swallow that shit.

Holy shit,Jeff did so many snowball shooters lastnight!!!

I'm so hungover after all those snowball shooters.

by Tankerspanker December 12, 2010

Stalker Shopper

A person that "hangs out" in retail establishments looking for random people to talk to about their beliefs or opinions. Topics can range from religious beliefs to the dangers of certain nutrients in their diet.

I have turned into a stalker shopper magnet. I can't go any where without a random person walking up to me and talking about some bizarre topic that I don't even care about.

by Lolita0891 April 13, 2014

Texas Shooter

A sexual position in which two (2) people will have one (1) unloaded rifle. The person not holding the rifle will be blindfolded. The person holding the rifle precedes to stick the rifle into the anal cavity and start shooting.
Warning: Before attempting this activity, make sure you have an unloaded rifle. Murder is not tolerated.

Sarah: Man last night, Dill gave me a Texas shooter. I cumed for, like, 5 hours.
Jill: Ewww, Dill's my brother you sick ho.

by bigmack2000000 May 16, 2021