Work Shoes

Someone who owns a pair of stripper shoes yet won't own up to their actual purpose. Claims that they are "work shoes"

Hey, Theresa, nice stripper shoes! Are you a stripper?

Those are my work shoes!

Yeah, exactly, your work shoes.

by FIReNVY September 29, 2009

Dole shoes

Cheap market stall footwear, usually a rip off of a well known brand like Abibas or Dr Marttins.

What's up with them boots man?
Don't ask, I had to pay a months rent, so all I could get was Dole Shoes.

by starni999 April 3, 2011

Horny shoes

Shoes that make you run up to someone and hump them from behind

I hate these horny shoes! I will never wear them again!

by Post-it mug June 18, 2016

elevator shoes

Shoes that prop yo tiny ass up so you can feel better about yourself.

My friend won't go bowling because his short ass wears elevator shoes.

by Trongster January 5, 2018

Shrub shoes

The pair of shoes you take to a wedding and hide in the shrubs before the ceremony, to put on when the dancing kicks in !

Honey do you remember which shrub I put the shrub shoes in ?

It’s dancing time .. time to get the shrub shoes !

by Kaldrow July 9, 2019

baked shoes

a pair of shoes that have been cooked in a microwave for atleast 2 minutes at high setting to get them warm for when you are gonna walk somewhere

guy 1- bro i got some comfy baked shoes bro, wanna try them?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?

by iGrim April 19, 2021

wonky shoes

wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.

Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”

Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”

Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)

by glittergunfairy May 5, 2022