Schmocking

Another term for joking/joshing.

Girl: You're so ugly
Boy: What!!
Girl: I'm just schmocking with you :)

by NoMalware June 8, 2017

Shcocked

How one reacts to seeing a surprisingly large dick

I wasn't expecting his wang to be so big... I was shcocked

by Bigbroevenbiggerwang July 20, 2017

Shmickity

Goofy

I don't know he kind of shmickity

by Rainbowdig143307 February 1, 2019

Shmicket

A small, yet noticeable amount.

Can I have the BLT with just a shmicket of mayo, please? By the way you’ve got a shmicket of peanut butter just above your lip there...

by Garlic Salt March 29, 2019

Shmooker

A noun. Commonly taking place of the word “thing”

Grab the shmooker and let’s go

I can’t find the fucking shmooker just go and i’ll meet you there

by BigOrange September 12, 2019

shmack

when you’re high af.

“damn bro i’m so shmack”

“bro but tell me how you shmack tho”
“yo lets go get shmack”

by Shlumpedboyz May 28, 2020

Shlockin

Fake religion created by a retard

Some dumbass who thinks he can lie to the government came up with the religion called shlockin

by WhiteRhino826 August 9, 2020