saint peter

A man, Simon called Peter, who was a discipline of Jesus Christ. While his real name was Simon, he was given the name "Peter" (which means The Rock) by Jesus Christ after Simon Peter answered Jesus's question of "whom say ye that I am?"

Some theologist argue over whether Jesus was referring to Simon Peter himself, or Simon's statement "thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God."

"He saith unto them, But whom say ye
that I am?

And Simon Peter answered and said,
thou art the Christ, the Son of the
living God.

And Jesus answered and said unto
him, Blessed art thou, Simon
Barjona: for flesh and blood hath not
revealed it unto thee, but My Father
which is in heaven."

-Matthew 16:15-18

And I also unto thee, that thou
art Peter (Petros = a small moveable
stone), and upon this rock (Petra = as a foundation unmoveable) I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

by wydok February 29, 2004

shantalope

A series of complex sexual acts often including cactus raping, penial insertion into rocks, burrow fisting, nigger, and cumming over birds faces.

I shantaloped the fuck out of that desert. The owl was fun to cum on.

by quandope October 17, 2003

MOUNT SAINT HOLLA

A woman ingests a tube of K-Y or some similar lubricant. Concurrently, her male lover sits on the toilet and takes a shit. The woman then puts her fingers down her throat to induce vomiting and pukes lubricant on the man’s member. The woman then mounts the lubricated penis whilst the man shits – and farting sounds “Holla” out of the man’s ass. Sexual intercourse (and shitting) ensues until finished.

"I ate a big bowl of chili and then my girlfriend gave me a Mount Saint Holla!"

by Loe-tokes May 31, 2006

Saint Patrick's Day

A day when you gather around a keg of Guinness and drink like there's no tomorrow.

Bill Lumbergh: "Yeah, and I'd like to remind you that tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day, so if you'd like to, you can go ahead and come to work...uh...shit-faced. Yeah, that'd be greeaat."

by Nick D March 18, 2004

Saint James School

Literally, hell on earth. A school that tries its hardest to expel its own students and prevent them from attending good colleges...

You went to the Jamer?
"Yeah"
Dude, can I help you somehow? I feel terrible for you...

"I Survived the Jamer"

"I like Saint James School"
Oh, you mean you're a faggot?

by how did i survive....? August 16, 2010

port saint lucie

a town in florida where there is nothing to do but fuck, talk shit, get drunk / do drugs & shop. 90% of the people that live there are douchebags and start drama cuz there is nothing better to do. on a regular basis, you will hear it's residents saying, "Fuck PSL!" oh, and the Mets Spring Training is held there.

girl: "someone is spreading rumors about me..."
boy: "what did you expect? you live in port saint lucie."

by queenbevil June 20, 2008

sainte nitouche

in Quebec French, a term of derision, but not insulting, for a virgin girl who is shy about being deflowered.

Skyrock Quebec chatroom post:

my gerda is such a sainte nitouche, I don't know what to do anymore, we've been together since we were 11 years old, we're both 16 now, and i think we should help each other out.

reply to post: take your favorite gerda, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt whether she is a sainte nitouche or not, and give her a beer or something at home, that' ll loosen things up bit.

by Sexydimma December 31, 2012