A systematic way of saying you crapped your pants, but it hurt like it was on fire. Such as the Pokemon charmander
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The most awesome dude you'll ever meet. Super reliable friend and an all around great dude. ALeo super good at video games
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by MrsParadise March 8, 2017
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Person 1: Dude! The mummified body of Menkaure was stolen from his tomb!
Person 2: It's cool bro, his Ka statue is still safe in the serdab.
Person 2: It's cool bro, his Ka statue is still safe in the serdab.
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by OGM7 April 7, 2017
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The effects of meth leads tweakers to compulsively do this, enough that it is a strong indicator of being twacked -- or much less commonly spun out (the sleep deprivation-induced fatigue and the distractability caused by it typically prevent getting stuck for long).
Notably, no ice needs to have actually been dropped -- if they believe some may have been, that is often enough for the search to begin -- and the search will frequently continue whether everything has been found, there never was anything, or all that remains is particles that only a vacuum could extract from the fabric (the last will involve copious cursing and, if no one manages to redirect the seekers' attention, possibly lead to some expression of rage).
The effects of meth leads tweakers to compulsively do this, enough that it is a strong indicator of being twacked -- or much less commonly spun out (the sleep deprivation-induced fatigue and the distractability caused by it typically prevent getting stuck for long).
Notably, no ice needs to have actually been dropped -- if they believe some may have been, that is often enough for the search to begin -- and the search will frequently continue whether everything has been found, there never was anything, or all that remains is particles that only a vacuum could extract from the fabric (the last will involve copious cursing and, if no one manages to redirect the seekers' attention, possibly lead to some expression of rage).
Man, he was so twacked last night; he was shard farming the whole time I was over there.
Hey, you remember when we spent like four hours shard farming in that hotel when you dropped the sack?
Hey, you remember when we spent like four hours shard farming in that hotel when you dropped the sack?
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