Spastic Schlong

A massive schlong that makes you go dumb once you get it good.

“My babe gave me some spastic schlong last night - I still walk with a limp!”

by mymumabusesourdoghelp September 19, 2019

Shlastication

Is where u cut the end of your knob and attempt a cannonball but instead prod the blood onto your forehead creating a bindi from your knob blood.

How do u think Indians get their bindis.

by Conholio February 4, 2003

spastic ranger

someone who is a gaynor or eco. not right in the head.

you just broke my mums china vase you spastic ranger

by Olivia and rosie May 23, 2005

SwastiCass

The symbol of Cass's Nazi Regime, fueled by the unhealthy fascination with Eric Cartman from South Park.

Dude, is that a SwastiCass on your shirt? Eww, lame

by JulzKay September 15, 2010

shastitude

1. The attitude of your average greek life member during the week preceding SHASTA.

2. The attitude one has while shastasizing. See shastasize definition.

look at Alexa's anchor bro tank! Those girls have the best shastitude!!

by mags5566 May 28, 2011

Spasticon

The Spastic Transformer.

If anyone does anything unco and its funny.
Like if I threw the remote control to my room mate and it went through his hands while trying to catch it and it sconned him in the head - I would laugh and call him a "Spasticon"

by Timothyopolous October 26, 2011

Spastic Coupon

Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.

I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.

by Original42 November 20, 2012