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morning selfie

when someone posts a selfie to any social media in the morning, but puts on makeup and takes a shower before doing so. they then take the selfie and say whatever hipster crap they use. idiots actually believe that they just woke up so they fap to it.
stupid girl on social media: just woke up no kidding!!!! #beautiful #fabulous #nexttopmodel
socially awkward teen: woah ur so pretty! #fap2it
smart person: bet you got a shower and put on makeup before doing that "morning selfie" you #stupidbitch
by 40percentchicken January 27, 2015
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selfish shellfish

A shellfish that won't share a thing
Hey Larry I just ripped off that dudes claw.....Yeah give me some, nope. You asshole you are a selfish shellfish....

Mr. Crabs: I got me some more money.

Sponge Bob: My Crabs can I have a raise, Nope sorry Sponge Bob.

Plankton: If you can steal Eugene Crabs recipe. If you can get me that recipe Spongebob I will give you a dollar.

Sponge Bob: Oh sorry Plankton, I couldn't do that to Mr. Crabs, he is just a selfish shellfish.
by Looney Larry January 31, 2010
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Selfish Tagging

When you go through a facebook photo album and tag yourself but don't bother tagging anyone else in the photo you have just tagged yourself in.

Someone who does this can be called a selfish tagger
1) Facebook: Alana has tagged herself in your album

"bitch didn't tag me or anyone else, that's some selfish tagging"

2) "oh good, she tagging my photos for me"

"nah, she's just doing herself, she's a selfish tagger"
by Totes McGoates November 4, 2010
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Selfish

Being selfish is like being a bad team mate asshole
Gleb is selfish
by Yekfkekfkd January 23, 2013
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Selfish

The act of putting yourself before the team. Doing something for yourself, rather then your team.
Erin, being selfish, wore her steel cleats into a public place.

The coach was selfish and took the two best players out of the game to punish the rest of the team.
by shawtyisakilla April 3, 2010
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selfish

-adjective
used to describe someone who does not think about me.
"I am not selfish."
by bhebb October 16, 2008
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selfish tank

a person who only cares about themself, and who gives up on purpose
--tennis origins--
by Mish and sam September 3, 2004
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