Seema

That means "seem to" or "seems to".
It can mean also "seem that" or "seems that".

You seema be very busy.

She seema look at you.

It seema u want her.

by Mysterious Ray June 28, 2009

Schemie

A troglodite that causes deep offence by just being alive that usually live sin a run down council housing estate, takes vast amounts of ecstacy and whos idea of fun is stabbing/beating up the young middle clases

Davey got jumped and battered by a f***ing schemie again last night

by xzenomorph January 28, 2005

The Pyramid scheme

When three bros form a triangle, and partake in anal sex. Make sure you take turns, you don't want to pop out.

I walked in on my three friends doing the pyramid scheme, I wish it was a mlm instead.

by The phantom diddler January 15, 2019

Sehej

A chubby lil boy... with great intelligence of technology, i highly addicted to virtual games (Maplestory) Has a size D bra Size well no rlly justr wanted to say that but a really nice guy but has a bad atttitube if pissed off :/

You Have a Sehejy Attitude

by ConAiror February 20, 2011

road seem

When someone gives you head while driving a motor vehicle.

I told that bitch to give me road seem or i would kick her out of my car in a thug nasty area.

by Seemose May 3, 2010

I seem to have done a toilet on the floor

What you say when you just had an accident.

"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."

by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

hair brained scheme

A quick and dirty work around work around to address an otherwise complicated and/or painful challenge.

Here's an example of a hair brained scheme:

We should reward people’s effort to go above and beyond their normal duty in hiring process, just like we reward outstanding efforts in other areas of work. We can send a memo to say that we will consider efforts in hiring process that do not qualify for reference fee bonus award as part of the overall evaluation during year end compensation process.

We can mention a “hypothetical” example, w/o calling names, in the same memo to illustrate and address dinner-table discussions. We can also note that at the same time we want to be strict for the purposes of the official reference bonus awards to avoid conflicts, to avoid perception we are bending rules for some but not for others.

by armaniGT October 13, 2006