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Flex Seal Liquid

You can pour this right through cracks, weather proof your house, dip your tools in this shit idk
We took this entire airboat and covered it with only Flex Seal Liquid
by SOSOOSOS June 6, 2018
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The Seal

When a woman is giving a man oral gratification and her breasts begin to clap.
Man, she was giving me head and she got the seal! It was awesome!
by Patrick Loomis April 21, 2005
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Navy SEAL

1. One of many American Special Forces Units (SFU). Often regarded as one of the best in the world; only surpased by the British SAS, and other HIGHLY top secret forces, such as Grey Fox.

2. With more than 10 KNOWN teams now, the Navy SEAL unit is comprised of the "best of the best". Richard Marcinko is probably the most well known and most influential SEAL, as he even created his own unit.

3. Started in 1963, by President Kennedy, this is a "counter-offensive, and counter guerilla task force".

Not very clandestine in the past years. Publisized for recruitment purposes.
Terrorist: Man, this is such a joke. There's no soldiers for miles. And besides, there's no way ANYONE could get through the lasers, many guards, security cameras, spotlights, motion sensors, dogs and trip wires.

*knife pierces through his nec; SEAL pulls his body into the darkness*
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make like a circus seal

To suck off a large number of men as to make the person perfroming the act look like a circus seal with her head bobbing back and forth and moving from man to man.
Baby, just get down and make like a circus seal.
by Snoogins April 24, 2005
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Seal Team Sex

The act of pulling out during sex and shooting your sperm in the person's left eye.
My girlfriend got pink eye from Seal Team Sex.
by So in, So out June 11, 2011
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Seal the Envelope

When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.
Man this girl was so drunk last night, I just had to seal her envelope.
by Andrew Schwartz October 1, 2003
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circus seal

Term popularized by Eau Claire, Wisconsin's notorious "H-Gay". Meaning: a girl who sucks cock with a great amout of enthusiasm, thus resembling the bobbing head of a circus seal.
H-Gay: "She may be old, but I bet she'd go down like a circus seal."
by Jazzgasm August 27, 2003
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