Schmoigle

A secret place up the male who har which can only be found if the person is Jewish and eats a lot of green fruit BUT NO PEARS

Jim found his schmoigle yesterday cawr it was smashin

by AldiMorrisons August 22, 2018

schmo

a nasty individual that lives under the false perception that they are in fact hot.

cody's ex-girlfriend, nicole, is a class A schmo.

by carmenandtrent October 12, 2008

scamopoly

Making up rules in monopoly in a way that only benefits yourself.

Jerome- I know I just landed on your property and have to pay about $5000 in rent. So Instead of going bankrupt, I'll just go ahead and take a $10,000 loan from the bank.

Shante- What the hell is this? Scamopoly?

by DontFallForTheOkieDoke February 23, 2015

Schmonfarht

From what seems to be but am unsure of "brothers girlfriend"

My brothers girlfriend is Schmonfarht

by TheBoogyman November 13, 2007

Schmoevert

A regular schmoe who is a pervert

See that guy?
He keeps hitting on me, he's such a Schmoevert.

by schmoe December 29, 2007

Schmoned

Combo on Smoke and stoned, the "ch" is just for fun

I got so schmoned last night

by Sassy Schmoner May 27, 2012

Schmocked

To be 'schmocked' literally means to be high or intoxicated due to the consumption of marajuana.

'Last night I was really schmocked off that weed'

by Mikeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 6, 2012