scrunch

To simultaneously Squeeze and CRUNCH.

The classic problem of trying to scrunch twenty-eight poinds of
shit into a twenty-seven-pound basket.

by Chuck Hastings June 28, 2003

muffin cruncher

A female who prefers muffin to schlong.

She doesn't seem to like guys; I think she's a muffin cruncher.

by seymour heines February 26, 2008

Crab Scratchers

A slang term for one's hands

Get your filthy crab scratchers out of my asshole you sick fuck.

by KKK612 March 12, 2008

snatch scratcher

1. A device used to relieve the itching sensation felt by that of a woman in her jigglypuff. Contrary to popular belief, several household items can be utilized as a snatch scratcher i.e. a spatula, fork, butter knife, back scratcher, or brillo pad.

2. One who uses their cuticles to relieve itching sensations felt by the female in her cock gobbler.

I had such an itch in cock pocket that I had to use a noodle scooper as a snatch scratcher.

by aikybrky September 15, 2009

coochie scratcher

A beard or goatie

Your coochie scratcher is scratching the wrong place

by Imaginerful January 12, 2014

nose scratcher

Facial tissue specifically designed for nasal scratching and booger retrieval. The only way to scratch the inside of your nose without becoming a social pariah.

Dad: Stop picking your nose!
Son: I'm not picking! I'M ITCHING!!!
Dad: Then use a Nose Scratcher!

by Rawb2k January 19, 2021

bristle scrunchie

The metal part of the paintbrush, actually called the ferrule. Word created by Moriah Elizabeth in her video about painting on paintbrushes.

I coated the bristle scrunchie in five layers of metallic paint to really make it stand out from the bristles and handle of the brush.

by anonymous May 8, 2021