He is the man that does what Santa Claus does Christmas Eve he sneaks in the house at night and drops off some gifts, Sancho Claus in the other hand drops one GIFT and that's for the wife everytime husband is out to work
Guy#1 Hey man my wife has been to tired for sex lately I'm worried I think she might be sick or something..
Guy#2 I dont know man that's what my ex wife used to tell me until I found out Sancho Claus was coming over every time I came to work!!!!
Guy#1 no fucking way man that explains those bruises on her legs...
Guy#2 I dont know man that's what my ex wife used to tell me until I found out Sancho Claus was coming over every time I came to work!!!!
Guy#1 no fucking way man that explains those bruises on her legs...
by Xspotsdamarks April 18, 2018
Get the Sancho Claus mug.Very similar to the dirty sanchez, only instead of a full mustache, the male stops halfway through and sags the mustache down across the mouth, and even to the chin if there is enough poo to permit.
by juan sanchezze February 8, 2007
Get the lazy sanchez mug.A sex position for computer gaming nerds invented by the character Zaboo in the award-winning web series The Guild.
Hey, how about we network our computers together and game for a while, and then later we can do the QWERTY Sanchez!
by Guildy713 November 22, 2009
Get the QWERTY Sanchez mug.Open up the attack with a Sneaky Carl Commence with the Banana Cream Pie definition No.3. Then during this section you also pull a Houdini,The and finish it with a Starwberry Shortcake. And the sprinkles will be the Abe Lincoln. For extra fun finish it off with a Greasy Sanchez or a Gooey Carl.
You can also do it ME style by putting a dot of feces inbetween the eyes.
You can also do it ME style by putting a dot of feces inbetween the eyes.
When Jackson performed a Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles on his dad, his dad sued for sexual harrassment.
by Jackson Taylor March 31, 2005
Get the Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles mug.Just like a dirty sanchez, but dirtier! It's when you rub your fingers in your ass and wait for someone to grin, then you wipe it across their teeth. They won't be smiling now!
by a-marie March 31, 2005
Get the dental sanchez mug.Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dorito Sanchez is the act of eating a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos and then smearing the cheese dust off of your fingers onto the upper lip of a nearby sleeping friend. Where upon awakening, everything will smell like cheese.
Frank: The other night when I had that party at my place Jim totally passed out, so I ate a bag of Doritos and gave him a Dorito Sanchez.
Bill: Haha, good one. That would explain why he kept saying everything smelled like cheese.
Frank: Oh man, classic.
Bill: Haha, good one. That would explain why he kept saying everything smelled like cheese.
Frank: Oh man, classic.
by johnfmartino April 28, 2010
Get the Dorito Sanchez mug.The act of applying a sexual partner's menstrual blood to her face to resemble a moustache. A finger is the usual applicator; however, a penis may be used as well.
The term can refer to the resulting moustache, as well as the act.
The term can refer to the resulting moustache, as well as the act.
Once a month, Ned makes Mabel wear a bloody sanchez to complement the luxuriant handlebar he sports.
by Ned November 17, 2004
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