sackstamp

The heart shaped sweatprint made from someones hot sweaty balls on a chair or other hard surface which may or may not be accompanied by an ass stamp.

That sweaty dude left a sackstamp on that chair.

by jacknut January 19, 2012

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Sarasota'd

When you go to a young peoples meetup group and it turns out to be over run by retirees with grey hair. They do not like being called old. They prefer young and fun. So they allow you to stay as long as you volunteer to be their slave. You cook them food, serve them drinks, ladel their soup, shine their shoes, wax their little red sport cars, and rub their moldy feet for a nickle per hour.

Joe: last night I went to the young peoples networking event on meetup
Kelly: oh yeah how did that go?
Joe: it was advertised for young people but it was sea of grey hair except for me
Kelly: aw man you got Sarasota'd

by TheSarasotaKid August 5, 2016

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Sark Monkay

A possessed children's sock monkey that feeds on the fear of the child it chooses. The sark monkay will stalk it's host, watching them no matter where they are. It will also force them to bring it food and somtimes threaten there pets, and in worse cases, eating them. Weaknesses: fire, teddy bears.

Sark monkay =stalker/creep/molester
"Get away from me you Sark Monkay!"

by Ddogthies May 3, 2018

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Sarkeesing

To use a bunch of suckers on the internet for money through crowdfunding, primarily by generalized attacks on genders and hobbies, then crying to twitter when said victims stand up to you.

Person 1: "Those are some pretty sweet hoop earrings and I like the new hair color, but how can you afford them?"
Person 2: "Oh, I totally spent all summer sarkeesing, least I don't have to turn tricks any more."

by notyourordinarynomdeplume October 5, 2018

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