Santa Clausing

Cumming on someone’s face, in the shape of Santa Claus’s beard.

I went for a pearl necklace, but I ended up Santa Clausing that bitch, instead.

by MissIvyEllen September 22, 2019

Santa Clause

An extremely Liberal individual. A Santa Clause follows unrealistic economic and social principles and hates religion.

Santa Clauses often drive a hatchback and reward naughty children under the tree.

God is a Republican and Santa Clause is a Democrat.

That limp-wristed, pot-smoking, daisy-picking Liberal is such a SANTA CLAUSE.

by Cheergurl07 November 20, 2006

santa clause

When ur gettin head or having sex and u pull out and skeet on her mouth. Leaving her chin white and dripping

Tasha didn't let me skeet in her mouth so she closed it and I santa claused her face

by Jay2103 February 11, 2008

mrs santa clause

The women who has sex with santa to make elfs

Fucl me in tje pusdy mrs santa clause

by R9ckruff December 4, 2017

santa clause

strangely enough this word rhymes with blue balls. could the connection be that they are both not real?

He claimed he had blue balls, but i just called him santa clause and laughed.

by brandi February 10, 2003

Santa-clausing

Santa-Clausing is a joke that you do to other people's houses;
basically you climb on the other person's roof and start stomping on it.

Person 1: Ding dong ditching and forking is for pussies, we should Santa-Claus other peoples houses
Person 2: Hell yeah, I love santa-clausing people!

by john johnson 6667 January 22, 2016

Santa Claustrophobia

Adj. a: a general or irrational fear of Santa Claus. b: A fear of enclosed shopping spaces during the holidays.

Timmy was unable to sit on Santa's lap in the mall because he suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.

Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.

by Mothmaker December 5, 2012