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sandy beach shit 

What your turds look like after eating an entire can of salted peanuts the night before.
I ate a whole can of peanuts last night . When I shit this morning, it literally looked like sand! I dub it "the sandy beach shit"!

Sandy Mutton 

This is the part of a female that is used for reproduction vagina. It is described like this when the female has the STD called Blue waffle. It is also used to describe when someone is punching sand with a piece of mutton.
“Look at Emily, I have heard she has a sandy mutton”. “Nathan went to the desert and brought back sandy mutton”.
Sandy Mutton by Laghmani fam February 29, 2020

Sandy Pebbles 

When you see some pebbles out in the wild without being near a beach.
Sandy Pebbles by Drowzzey October 10, 2020

Sandy the Shitter 

A fat women named sandy that typically shits herself every single day and also destroys everything with her shitting and gets her shit on people
Sandy the Shitter, shit all over our recliner chair again

Sandy Fountain

The plume of dust from a sandy vagina caused by a qeaf induced by bodily gas or repeated pounding in the ass.
Tom's Mom released a sandy fountain in his face yesterday.
Sandy Fountain by pete December 16, 2004

Sandy Bandit 

When you are having sex with a female on a beach, you stick your penis into the sand and re-insert.
Susan didn't want to go swimming so I gave her a sandy bandit.
Sandy Bandit by Andy WM September 30, 2007