Sami

A dumbass. Showers once a week, doesn't wash his face, doesn't brush his teeth, and falls in love with every person with a vagina but never gets any. Every girl has the same reaction as the Gif.

Ronald: Jesus Christ. Sami gotta go. He smells like a dead skunk.

by NEw Moon June 16, 2018

Sami

Sami secretly likes a girl who's name starts with k and ends with h

Sami is bae

by Bellabae November 30, 2021

Sami Salami

Sami Salami is when the pussy flaps of one named Sami, is slimy and as meaty as salami

Sami Salami pussy flaps

by Sami Salami May 7, 2023

Sami

The CEO of Swag, he is a chick magnet and is sexy and has a huge dick

Sami is such a great gyy

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Sami

When someone does something weird or silly.

- I'm going to go outside

- But it's snowing?

-Yeah I'm sami

by Samigirl December 13, 2023

Butt-Samies

Another term for Aspergers

She's got the Butt-Samies!

by KaelDarkwind April 8, 2024

Big wiener sami

A guy who has a LOOOOOOOONG peen. His peen is 6,61346353153531534318686169431453153834881698614212555816859194154345272188515846193438318483138318379648834257251535315341969831342423153464937818683172524135481688318678643715231534836848648753453752721576496335415646943721828549674557896475214531353475868335488317 meters long.

Someone: Big wiener sami, you slapped my with that long dick!
Big wiener sami: Ohhh sorry.

by Bluetext6572 August 22, 2024