Smooth Sailing

masturbating with sand paper in hand
See smooth sailin' for a more extensive definition

smooooooooooooooooooth sailing, smooth sailing

by Roberto Esteban Rodriguez April 3, 2008

Garage Saleing

Noun. The act of going to multiple garage sales.

My friend just got done garage saleing.

by Cowboy Phred June 20, 2010

Sailing with the Captain

A Song by the Celtic rock band Dust Rhinos about Drinking lots of Captain Morgan Rum

I was sailing with the Captain, he'll show me the sights, I wish tomorrow morning would be as good as tonight

by btm321 December 1, 2010

Sailing the sea of brown

The awkward run that you make when attempting to hold your sphincter shut while running to the bathroom when suffering from a case of explosive diarrhea.

Oh wow, looks like Bob is sailing the sea of brown!

by Steve Chuttney April 7, 2011

selling trap

Selling drugs or illegal substances.

Craig was selling trap at the music festival.

by omegazlash April 29, 2016

selling scrap metal

Selling scrap metal is code for selling useless body parts.

Damn, Jeff made a shit load of money selling scrap metal!

by DrMoney March 2, 2017

Salting her cod

Noun nutting inside a girls pussy

Oh shit I was Salting her cod last night !!!!

by Deke freak June 14, 2018