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emo swoop

Worst and most trendy haircut ever.
Hair hangs down and usually to the side, covering either one eye or most of the face.
Person1: I am so sick of seeing all these emo kids with their emo swoops, they all look the same despite their efforts to be different.

Person2: Whatever, the less of their faces you can see the better!
by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008
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Poop Swoop

When a buddy named Mason, swipes an iowa students poop as it dangles out of the poop chute. It is a rather risky task.
Dude that fratbrochill just pulled off the poop swoop, what a brave man!!!
by Kasbrochilligans June 1, 2012
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the emo swoop

The act of reaching into the toilet for a shit snack.
The survivors of the crash in the Andes mountains were forced to feast on human remains. Too bad they hadn't discovered the emo swoop.
by Sir Richard Branson February 14, 2008
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Loop, swoop, and pull

When you let your friend break the ice with someone and do all the hard work while you swoop in for the easy kill.
John: Did you see that? Mike just started hitting on the girl Matt was trying to get with.

Travis: Nah man, he was just doing the Loop, swoop, and pull.
by Mr. Mcfly September 26, 2011
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Miso Swoop

stuffing all of your uneaten sushi in a bowl of miso soup to hide so that the restaurant can't charge you for the leftovers.
When you're at all-you-can-eat sushi and you can't eat all you thought you could eat, the Miso Swoop is a handy trick.
by skittlekitty2227 September 28, 2011
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Shanghai Swoop

When an Asian woman sits on your face and eats sticky rice at the same time
Cho Chang gave Harry dat Shanghai Swoop last night
by Gargdhfj637446 March 16, 2015
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Skank swoop

When a single woman lets a married/taken man bleed his heart out about all the things he is not getting at home. Then waits for his weakest point and swoops in and offers up a sexual act.
My husband and I have been having a rough time, I caught him talking to another girl online and she totally attempted to skank swoop him by inviting him to her hotel room.
by Wiserants December 1, 2016
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