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stoled

The past tense of stole when meaning to punch or injur someone.
Man did you see that fight? That guy got stoled on.
by foshacka_8238 May 9, 2009
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77 stoled

Hyper, Slighty annoyed,and strongly stupid at the same time.
Person 1: I am buying Dohnuts!

Person 2: Cool.

Person 1: But you cant have any.

Person 2: 77 Stoled!!
by Doh Nuts 13 May 15, 2004
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STOLE ON

It basically means they got knocked what we call the fuck out.
I stole on this girl at the park today and her ass couldn't even get up.
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Stola

Another word for Weed mostly used In Miami Florida by overtown, little Havana, wynwood, etc.
Where the stola at bro?!
by Jitreed May 31, 2019
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Jackin Stolly

The act of a male masturbating in a bathroom stall until ejaculation. At the point of jackulation the male points his penis onto the door handle and releases the semen onto the handle. The following person will then touch the semen when leaving the stall
Stolly:Oh,oh,oh...ahhhhhhh

'Leaves stall
Victim:'Enter stalls
Victim:Doo a Doo 'Flushes
Victim: Oh man, what is this on my hands. Dang that Jackin Stolly.
by Man Behind the Trees October 27, 2009
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stolte

Complete loss of self-control and rationality, resulting in a violent, retard-like, outburst. Oftentimes brought on by nothing at all.
Jesus Christ, that guy just pulled a stolte and threw a cinderblock at a fucking pedestrian!
by Ebola February 23, 2003
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Stolzel

1. verb (used with object): to Stolzel
To get incredibly excited about a particular activity, sport, or musical instrument, then purchase all the equipment possible associated with the respective activity, without actually yet having acquired any skill in it (The equipment usually being high-priced and unnecessary). The activity is abandoned within a period of 1 to 6 months without any actual skills having been learned.

2. verb (used with object): to Stolzel
To use un-do guilt as to persuade an individual into thinking the situation is somehow their fault, or feeling bad to the point of conceding defeat. Also, to SAS.
1. Rick totally Stolzeled that whole skateboarding thing. He took it up for about 2 months, but bought the most expensive wrist pads and knee guards he could find. He also purchased many shirts to the effect of, "Skateboarding isn't a crime" and proceeded to wear them whenever skateboarding.

2. Janie was Don's friend for so long, and kept hanging out with him even after he kept telling her how horrible a person she was. He's totally Stolzeling her to keep her around.
by LauraS August 12, 2007
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