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Stock Rape

Luring an intoxicated woman into signing up for a brokerage account with your referral link to result in your getting free money.
Dude : Yo did you really stock rape that chick last night?

Stockraper: Yeah! I got 4 free stocks on my WeBull account
by Wumbocumbo January 22, 2021
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Braden Stock

A word to describe someone that is funny
"Oh yea that guy Joe he's pretty Braden Stock
by JoheMamamia December 15, 2021
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Card stock

Child : mommy can we get cardboard

Mother : No let’s get this card stock instead
by XxRussian roulette botxX April 16, 2020
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russian stockings

torture method. to cover the victim's legs in tar and fiberglass.
You'd better give up the goods, Slim, or my associates will give you the old Russian stockings.
by meye lansky August 6, 2011
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stock transfer

When you fart into someone else's arse.
I performed a stock transfer with Matt last night, he took my fart in his arse.
by Rhife July 19, 2016
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laughing stock

The country formerly known as the United States of America post Nov 2016. Means state of ridicule being suffered by association by a once proud and accomplished great nation which has given a huge amount to world culture and also generously saved our asses here in Britain not once but twice in the twentieth century.
I feel really sorry for all the decent people in the USA whose country is now just a laughing stock. You could say they brought it on themselves though, but that's perhaps a bit harsh, and the same thing could very easily happen elsewhere and far worse has.
by Webrumāros May 13, 2018
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