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Steven Seagal Porno Music

Music you would hear during various pornos involving Steven Seagal. Usually the music consists of thick, heavy techno beats that you can dance to. The beats in the music are usually well in sync with Steven pumping a bunch of Japenese girls with his 20 inch dick. In one of his famous pornos Aikido in a Speedo, there's a ton of disco porno music playing the background and he's dancing the whole time while only wearing a pink leather speedo (with his hair in pig tails). His most common move is having his legs more than shoulder length apart and shaking each outstretched arm up and down with his hands as fists.
*Hears a funky techno song playing in the background*
Sounds like Steven Seagal Porno Music!
by WAFFLESTOMPER667 April 9, 2009
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Steventology

The religion of Apple users with Steve Jobs as their L. Ron Hubbard of the cult.
To accuse Apple of anything wrong is in direct violation of Steventology.
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Steven

Very sweet, loving, and emotional. Knows how to put a smile on your face and will always be there for you. Very stubborn at times but caring at other times. Looks for his friends best interest. Doesnt open up to many people, but cares about the ones he does open up to. Very popular and known well by the ladies. sometimes has trouble making decisions for himself and looks to others for help. easily taken advantage of. Kind-hearted and gental. Hold onto and steven that may walk into your life. once hes gone, hes not coming back.
Hes amazing, must be a steven.
by crazyyylovr3 July 6, 2011
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Even Stevens

Tween/teen Disney Channel original comedy series, airing from 1999-2003. Staring Shia LaBeouf (Disturbia, Transformers) as Louis Stevens & Christy Carlson-Romano (Kim Possible) as Ren Stevens.

The series centers around Louis & Rens' bickering as brother and sister.
Do you remember that episode of Even Stevens where The Twitty-Stevens Connection played a concert on the school roof?! It was hilarious.
by OldSchoolDCfan January 10, 2012
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Steven Hawking

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Steven

The most amazing, wonderful, awesome person in the world. Often sarcastic but this makes up a lot of their funniness. Handsome. Some might say a little geeky looking as most Stevens have glasses. This, instead has an opposite effect. Stevens are very handsome, smart, funny, and have amazing fake accents. AMAZING KISSERS. If you have never dated a Steven I highly suggest it. They love like it is the last thing they will ever do. And as most who are lucky enough to somehow convince these amazing people to love them will be set for life. Synonyms often include: smart butt, smart alec, funny, amazing, caring, kind, generous, stubborn (like Italians), awesome.
Literal meaning: crowned one
Sarah: Who is thaaaatttt?

Serenity: The one who just opened the door for that little kid?
Sarah: Yeaaaah. Hes cute!!!!
Serenity: Oh. That's Steven. Hes amazing.
Sarah: Isn't that you're boyfriend?
Serenity: Yeah. Hes a really good kisser.
Sarah: lucky....
by dark_angel.040 July 7, 2011
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Steven and the twins

Male genetalia. Derrived from the British telly show "Eastenders" (Ian Beales children).
Pretty obvious..

"Spent last night with Mel, Steven and the twins are in fucking agony." or whatever
by teethgrinder May 31, 2004
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