Smurdle

a penis fart that usually happens after snorting coke

Kevin smurdled after blowing a line.

by yodalover69 January 13, 2016

Smucking Dick

Smoking weed out of someones penis.

"I came up with this idea of smoking weed out of someones penis! I call it 'smucking dick'"

by Coke_Cane September 5, 2017

Smudget

The amount of your daily/weekly/monthly/annual budget that is dedicated to smut; including (but not limited to): money spent on strip clubs, happy ending massage parlors, pornographic materials, and sex toys.

“What’s your smudget?”
“Your ginormous smudget is financially sinking this household!”
“Just because ‘smudget’ is a word now, it still doesn’t make prostitution legal”

by Geswho89 November 28, 2017

smudgy

Smudge

I really need new windshield wipers, the windshield is so smudgy when I use them.

by jariaz June 4, 2018

Smuldering

When a man covers another mans face with his ball sack.

Josh and Brett's date ended with a smuldering and ball sweat radiated off both Brett's face and Josh's ball sack

by Lovi84 September 21, 2018

smuddin'

The act of sledding when it is cold, wet and there is only light snow accumulation or it is sleeting.

It's 34 degrees out kids, let's go smuddin'!

by Erinyessa November 9, 2018

smuck

Smuck is slang for a tool used in the trade show industry. It is a wingnut driver. Usually handmade by the owner and looks like a dowel the same size as a clothes rod in a closet with a slot and hole in the middle. Also widely used as a driver for hurricane nuts when fastening shutters. There are a couple of companies making a variety of these. Sometimes spelled as schmuck. The best ones are 7/16" nut drivers with a slot cut in it.

Hey bud, give me the smuck.

by fsurfer January 2, 2019