doodoo smeared

Being doodoo smeared is a personification of the word in the sense that it represents being high but to the extent that it deletes your spine and causes one's face to fall between one's thighs into the toilet bowl in which they are currently sitting over and in which is full of "doodoo" per say. So, it means you're hella high.
Damn bro your doodoo smeared after one boof?!
by hentaidoujin February 28, 2021
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Smearing of the bride

An Ancient Greek tradition involving smearing a newlywed woman with honey, particularly in the bosom region
“That was a great wedding. I can’t wait for the smearing of the bride. Giddy up!”
by Juan1000 April 28, 2021
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The AC Smear

The act of banging a girl in a car and right as you finish, you smear it onto the car seat and stick it back in.
Dude, did you hear that Aiden pulled off the AC smear in the car the other night?
by Lack luster Lacinto May 24, 2024
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Smeared Whitney

A mid or below white girl
Did you see Tyron's new girl stacy? She's below mid. She's a smeared whitney.
by DA BIG BUMPS ON YER RUMP July 29, 2022
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Shit-Smeared Monocle

When you're in a bad mood and everything annoys you, you're viewing the world through a shit-smeared monocle.
by Acoustic Dinosaur February 03, 2022
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Smear Hack

Smear Hacking, also known as Smear Stalking, is a cyber hate crime intended to destroy a persons’ life. The hacker gains access to the victims’ smart phone or similar device and tracks them everywhere they go using the devices' GPS system. They then contact friends, neighbors, coworkers, etc. and try to ruin the victim with a campaign of insults and accusations. When Hate Groups use this tactic it is often called Gang Stalking.
OMG some scumbag Smear Hacked me!
by Fight to be Free August 18, 2024
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Ecuadorian Pat Smear

When a chubby Ecuadorian convinces a questionable lady he is a doctor, then brings her back to his penthouse and performs an extremely short (literally) procedure on her lady parts. After the embarrassingly short act, he tells her she’s all clear and sends her on her way.
Oh man, don’t tell me you pulled the Ecuadorian Pat Smear ruse again. I hope you told her she had a clean bill of health before the “exam” , because she won’t after.
by Scotty Nice May 18, 2022
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