Pull a Sarper

Leaving a new job in the middle of the day due to extreme stress or not being happy with the job environment.

You have all intentions of doing the job but after a few hours you realize it is just not for you.

I stepped inside and saw the sad faces on the employees, the dingy walls and no toilet paper on the bathroom. I knew that I wasn't going to last long at this place, so at lunch time I stepped out and pull a Sarper.

It was my first day at work and had my first all hands meeting. Five minutes into the meeting the CEO started screaming at the sales people about not closing sales. Everyone was scared shitless of this guy, I excused myself to go to the bathroom and pull a Sarper

by JangoMail October 7, 2009

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Romanian pencil sharpner

Forcefully inserting a person's erect penis into a woodchipper

Formerly used by romanian gypsy gangs as an execution method, showcasing their brutality

Amadeus: "hei gringo ții minte că i-ai dat ministrului apărării romanian pencil sharpner?"
Gringo: "da"

by Zvonimir February 20, 2020

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German Pencil Sharpener

The act of cutting a whole into a living or nonliving human being's head and fornicating with the wound

That German Pencil Sharpener made my shlong extra sharp!

by slicky brown nipples March 21, 2009

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Sharer-skin

The mangled, ugly, dry, scaley, facial skin that some individuals contain.

That guy who was married to my physics teacher in 12th grade had sharer-skin. His face looked like someone tied his feet to their bumper and drove their car down creek road.

by Glen S. May 18, 2006

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