rob was having a browse of the world of internet pornography, but without warning he desperately needed a shit.

in his haste to run to the toilet he still had an erect penis, from the images he had just witnessed.

he squatted and urged out his a turd, while popping one off.

shank = shit + wank

Shank by bedmaster July 7, 2008

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Shank

A combination of the two most pleasurable feelings. A good shit. And a good wank.

A shank, by definition, is when the two above sensations culminate in a single toilet sitting. In this scenario, toilet paper serves a dual purpose. The ultimate, or true definition of a shank is when climax and release of feces is simultaneous.

I saved time this morning by having a shank.

"Dude, did you go to the toilet and have a shank? You look relieved!"

"That was amazing, I just had a shank! I love having a number 2 and a number 3 at the same time!"

Shank by thecurlybrothers August 4, 2008

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Shank

Verb. to stab someone with a shiv.
shank is also what retards call improvised stabbing or cutting weapons. these are not called shanks they are called shivs.

Dumbass: Dude... i just made a totally awesome shank made out of a piece of glass and tightly rolled paper.

Badass: you are dumb. you made a shiv, there is no solid thing called a shank. for being a fool, i will shank you with my shiv.

Shank by shiv man April 21, 2009

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shank

in the southern u.s. (at least in nc), to shank means to pull someone else's pants down as a joke

Ahhh, you got shanked cuh!

shank by shankee1234 October 18, 2010

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