The Scroll of Judgment Theory

A theory about what happens after death. According to this theory, when a person dies, they are not judged by a god or higher power, but by an ancient scroll that falls from the darkness. The scroll contains every action they’ve ever taken good and bad and the soul is forced to relive all their mistakes and moments of cruelty. If they lived with kindness, they fade away peacefully. But if they lived selfishly or hurt others, they are trapped forever, endlessly reliving their wrongdoings in a cycle of regret.

After hearing about The Scroll of Judgment Theory, I’m starting to think that all the bad stuff I’ve done might come back to haunt me when I die

by pseudonymXYX February 09, 2025

Hole Scroll

toilet paper

I ran out of hole scroll, then had to use dirty tissues from the garbage.

by clubcrack November 04, 2009

Stop scrolling

"Stop scrolling" is a request that never works. If somebody says "stop scrolling" to you, you won't.

Terrifying white woman: "Stop scrolling, veryuselessperson78!"
veryuselessperson78: "Leave me alone."

And then the dog came in.

by TesTy_DaBlockz July 08, 2024

Double-scroll

The act of scrolling back to something shocking you had previously scrolled past.

“I Double-scrolled when I saw she posted a picture with him!”

by garfmobile1999 September 18, 2023

Glory Scroll

When you view a website in it's entirety, viewed by scrolling, and enjoy every picture/tumblr/blog piece that you view.

This guy's tumblr is a glory scroll.

by The Mitchelll February 11, 2013

Glory Scroll

A franchise of stores that exist in almost every plane in cities on all sizes that sells magical scrolls and other pleasures.

Let's stop by the local Glory Scroll and get some Misty Step scrolls before we find a tavern.

by Nosnevel April 06, 2022

stroll scrolling

The act of staring at your phone while you are walking

The man fell into a manhole as he was distracted stroll scrolling

by heykody November 04, 2024