Bloom scrolling

When you are reading stories or looking at memes that are genuinely positive. The opposite of doom scrolling.

I spend 30 minutes a day bloom scrolling to remember there's still good in the world.

by Anonymous Sunflower September 12, 2025

Stop scrolling

"Stop scrolling" is a request that never works. If somebody says "stop scrolling" to you, you won't.

Terrifying white woman: "Stop scrolling, veryuselessperson78!"
veryuselessperson78: "Leave me alone."

And then the dog came in.

by TesTy_DaBlockz July 8, 2024

scroll

Noteworthy social status or notoriety via Instagram or other social media platforms.

"My scroll is like...."
"Nobody cares cause you got no scroll."
"Did you see their scroll? Definitely follow them..."

by pfaffian November 28, 2017

Edge Scrolling

When you are scrolling through pornographic websites while edging. Usually due to being unable to pick a video or due to seeing something better a little more down. Synonymous with "Scroll Edging" and very similar to "Goon Scrolling" also the point of edge scrolling is to eventually nut while Goon Scrolling can simply mean pleasuring one's self whilst not going all the way.

"I couldn't decide on blonde or brunette so I ended up just edge scrolling."

by Sponuts August 4, 2024

judgemental scroll of facebook

when an individual scrolls through facebook while judging all of their friends posts on their page.
common amongst mothers.

my mum did a judgemental scroll of facebook, proceeding to make fun of karen and sarah.

by kieralovedanny October 26, 2025

Glory Scroll

A franchise of stores that exist in almost every plane in cities on all sizes that sells magical scrolls and other pleasures.

Let's stop by the local Glory Scroll and get some Misty Step scrolls before we find a tavern.

by Nosnevel April 5, 2022

Death Scroll

(Verb) The action of getting stuck scrolling social media for hours on end, sometimes becoming impossible to stop. The victim often loses track of time, forgets tasks, and eventually numbs their brain into a deep fog. Often times the content is considered “Brain Rot” and the user’s vision can even become impaired, feeling as though they are several feet from the screen. Can be a common side effect of ADD/ADHD.

I was supposed to get all my laundry done today but I was caught in a Death Scroll on TikTok so I guess i’ll have to do it tomorrow.

by Bkerch11 May 24, 2024