hairy man salsa

Its what you get when you jizz all over her vagina and her pubic hairs get stuck together

1)I wasn't gonna eat her hairy man salsa.
2)She washed her hairy man salsa after we fucked
3)I put some hairy man salsa on her taco

by ChaseZarate May 8, 2009

Salsa Pants

The act of having salsa on the pants, usually on the trousers of biatches.

That girl has salsa on her pants, the number 23!

by Yolanda November 15, 2004

Saggy Salsa Sleeve

The act of filling a non-english speaking woman's vagina and/or rectum with hot salsa then dipping tortilla chips into the designated area and then you proceed to force-feed the chips to her.

Note: the woman must be upside down in order to keep the salsa from dripping out.

Guy 1: So, how far did you get with your girl last night?
Guy 2: I rounded third base with the Saggy Salsa Sleeve.
Guy 1: :O! WTF111!!!1
Guy 2: .....yeah.

by LatinoLover69 May 2, 2010

Dirty Sanchez With a Side of Salsa

Give A Feamle Anal intercourse during her period, then stuck one finger in her ass and another in her vagina, and with the anal finger draw the Mustache Thus giving the dirty sanchez with the other draw a red line of period blood from the corner of the mouth down like a drippage of salsa Thus the side of salsa

Last night Ibanged this bar chick and gave her the "dirty sanchez with a side of salsa".

by Big DF April 22, 2010

Hot Spicy Salsa Number

n. Refering to a rather attractive female of a spanish/mexican ethnicity.

"I want to go back to the club so I can see that hot spicy salsa number again."

by Hawk June 5, 2004

salsa cream sandwich

When a gurlly has a dude put salsa and cream in herr pussy then eats her out

"Dude jesse and kaine and jordan had a badass salsa cream sandwich last nite!!"

by Jordan Lydon September 8, 2007

joshua put his dick in the salsa again

God damn it joshua!!!

Kid: Mom, joshua put his dick in the salsa again.
Mom: GOD DAMN IT JOSHUA

by Trotg May 22, 2019