runyon

Noun. When you shit out a massive telephone pole sized turd, so big you don't know how you didnt go out like Elvis pushing it out, a medical marvel that an anus could have that much elasticity without damage, the heinous log ranging in dimensions between a full size can of Pringles up to 3 standard peanut butter jars stacked on top of one another, so big that if found in the wilderness it would perpetuate the legend that Bigfoot may in fact be real & is pooping in your county. It's also commonly a fairly dense specimen that holds it's shape indefinitely no matter how long it soaks in the water, it will hold it's form so well you could pick it up & use it as a weapon, or donate it to an art school for the pottery class since it's pretty damn close to a clay like consistency. If you left one of these at your friends house, it most likely ended the friendship. It's water & chemical resistant, fire retardant, the only true way to get this fucker down the toilet is by breaking it apart with brutal force with a harder material, perhaps a carbide machete would be best, or if one is in a pinch a sturdy metal coat hanger can be used.

Jake: Man I just took a big runyon at Phil's house & I can't get it to go down!

Steve: Groty man he's gonna kill you if he has to deal with it . Better get the poop knife & start hacking it apart.

by Cadaver February 21, 2018

runny nose

when your are recieving some sort of sexual stimulation from a girl, right before you cum, you take the tip of your penis and place it right at her nostril.

"Did you hear? Travis gave the german foreign exchange student a runny nose"

by Travislam November 4, 2004

runny

This word can be used when someone says something that's meant to be funny, but actually it's shit.

That joke was well runny, mate.

by fo-sho August 15, 2005

runny nose

while having sex, just before the climax of ejaculation stick your "head" in or just around the nostril of the girl and jizz in it, until it oozes out like a runny nose.

"oh man i runny nosed my girl last night, and it got all over her face."

by poopy squirepants June 19, 2006

Runny Egg

Where a man cracks an egg and pors the yolk down a Womens Vag, He then sticks his finger in her and Sters and swishes it around as fast as he can until the women is moaning very loud and squirts in the egg mixture. Then he will proceed to take a straw and drink it out of her while sticking his finger up her ass.

Yo i gave my girl a Runny Egg, last night it was fun.

by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021

Russy

Pussy from someone called Russell

Man I'm craving that russy rn

by Shizplayer February 25, 2022

Border Runs

The diarrea caused by eating large amounts of mexican food that doesn't agree with you.

"Dude what's taking him so long?"

"Too many tacos. He's got the border runs."

by Apollo Delphi February 14, 2010