Runyon

One rich mother-fucker, who happens to have a lot of hair - and just as much heart. Usually has parent's names like 'Chuck' or 'Jean'. Apparently has an infatuation with 'skull fucking'. Thrives in casinos.

"Did somebody say... skull fuck?" - Runyon

"Are we gonna go to little hut?" - Runyon

"Alright. Alright." - Runyon

"Chuck! It's me! Luke!"

by the deal sealer January 30, 2009

runyon

Noun. When you shit out a massive telephone pole sized turd, so big you don't know how you didnt go out like Elvis pushing it out, a medical marvel that an anus could have that much elasticity without damage, the heinous log ranging in dimensions between a full size can of Pringles up to 3 standard peanut butter jars stacked on top of one another, so big that if found in the wilderness it would perpetuate the legend that Bigfoot may in fact be real & is pooping in your county. It's also commonly a fairly dense specimen that holds it's shape indefinitely no matter how long it soaks in the water, it will hold it's form so well you could pick it up & use it as a weapon, or donate it to an art school for the pottery class since it's pretty damn close to a clay like consistency. If you left one of these at your friends house, it most likely ended the friendship. It's water & chemical resistant, fire retardant, the only true way to get this fucker down the toilet is by breaking it apart with brutal force with a harder material, perhaps a carbide machete would be best, or if one is in a pinch a sturdy metal coat hanger can be used.

Jake: Man I just took a big runyon at Phil's house & I can't get it to go down!

Steve: Groty man he's gonna kill you if he has to deal with it . Better get the poop knife & start hacking it apart.

by Cadaver February 21, 2018

Jackson Runyon

A simp who likes a girl named Brady but won’t admit to it and goes to 5 star lunch dates with her

Jackson Runyon that kid is a simp and won’t admit to liking Brady

by Jacksonasimp February 11, 2020

Gaige Titan Runyon

A GTR as I like to call them are really kind guys who are often misunderstood introverts. If you meet one and are interested go be their friend then ask them out.

Gaige Titan Runyon is so nice but he was mean yesterday

by Angelic Hernandez November 12, 2021

Runyan Avenue

A street in Detroit off of 8 Mile that is home to the Runyan Avenue Soldiers, who are Eminem's friends.

Let em know how important it is to have Runyan Avenue Soldiers up in our corners - "Like Toy Soldiers"

by Maxxxamillion July 18, 2006

Runion

The act of sneeking up behind a friend/enemy and inserting their underwear/pants through their anus by use of your middle finger.

Wow, I think Pauly's feet almost came off the ground when Robin gave him a Runion!

by Troy5118 December 9, 2008

Runton

When you have to take a shit so bad that you run

I made a runton

by Mike real cast February 12, 2014