rolling dice

whacking off. a term generally used by males.

"If anyone needs me i'll be in my room rolling dice."

by Stewie July 28, 2004

rolling stone

One of the worst magazines I've seen yet. Laughable content includes "Top 100 Guitarists ever" or, even worst, "Top 100 bands ever". Rather than base it on skill/performance/ect, Rolling Stone thought it would be much better to simply list every popular band from the 70s and earlier.

Rolling Stone editor> top 100 bands ever... ok ummm... the beatles... umm... the beatles... uhhhh... oh, and like, that band that did the song "stairway to heaven" or something. guys I don't know any other bands

Rolling Stone editor 2> dude, just put the beatles down

by GOERNR May 19, 2006

ROFLING GUN

the second most powerfull weapon in a roflcopters arsenal. use to uberpwn lolerskaters and lmaoplanes. in real life, if you are shot by a ROFLING gun, you will forever be cursed to roll on the floor lauging

wow, steve should have brought his lollerskates.he just got pwned by tht rofling gun

by Crap McDookie March 7, 2009

J.K.Rowling

Well known transphobe who wants credit for putting representation in her books without actually putting much in, saying that characters were gay after the books came out. WHEN IT WASN'T RELEVANT, HELPFUL OR REPRESENTATION - AS SHE THOUGHT IT WAS - AND NOBODY WAS THINKING ABOUT DUMBLEDORE'S SEX LIFE. And naming an Asian character Cho Chang, do I need to explain why that is a problem? Also don't get me started on the house elves.

And on a similar topic STOP SEXUALISING DRACO MALFOY, HE IS A CHILD THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE SERIES IT DOES NOT MATTER IF YOU ARE A CHILD AS WELL SEXUALISING HIM IS WEIRD AND BAD. YOU CAN HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM (don't know why you would because he calls Hermione a muggle, which in that world is I believe equivalent to the n-word in that universe, which is one of the reasons Hermione should've been black) BUT SEXUALISING HIM, A CHILD, IS GROSS.

Thank you for your time.

Person: J.K.Rowling is a horrible person, who doesn't take criticism and learn.

by I.like.women.a.lot October 4, 2020

Rolling

A song released by Soul Coughing in 1998 describing how it feels to be high on ecstasy.

"I'm rolling, I'm rolling, I'm rolling, uh."

by beau99 May 5, 2009

Rolling Carpet

When a female attempts to eat herself out by rolling up into a ball

When Cindy was rolling carpet last night, she missed and fell onto her side.

by Jason December 1, 2004

Rolling the dice

to masturbate; the motion of a guy masturbating is similar to that of rolling some dice

"What are you doing she asked?" She asked.
"Rolling the dice bitch!"

by Professor Booty May 25, 2004