Robert

A sexy sexy man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love. He is the lord of memes and is respected by all. Anyone who confronts a Robert in a rude manner gets dominated by Robert. What a fucking legend. This definition is fucking wrong. Everything except the meme lord part is false.

Robert is fucking retarded, but good at making memes.

by Lord of all nerds January 30, 2020

Robert

A grown man that wants to touch children.

Robert loves to court underage girls!

by whatevs2 July 24, 2020

robert

A flaming faggot who is also a liar and only cares about themselves

you're being such a robert right now!

by bennyboolovesyou September 5, 2016

Robert

Originally a french name. This means a boy that is completely head over heels for this girl who is two years younger then him named Julie. He is adorable and sweet and amazing. Also him and his girlfriend Julie will get married and last forever. <33333333 (:

Hi, I'm Robert. I'm completely in love with my girlfriend Julie.

"That guy Robert is so cute!"

by Jooley_14 February 8, 2013

Robert

A guy with a super small dick and isn't circumcised doesn't get no girls and gets fuck all day

That gay guy is a Robert

by A girl who is a major faget July 29, 2016

Robert

The biggest player you will ever meet. He'll lie just to get with you and then use you. never trust ANYONE named Robert Morsch.

fuck you robert morsch

by fuckyourobertmorsch August 27, 2011

robert

a man with a small penis who is so oly

hey thaT GUY IS SO OILY
YEgh he is a robert

by anonymous September 14, 2020