cradle robber

One who dates someone who is significantly younger than them.

Wow John is a cradle robber, hes a senior and he's dating a girl in 7th grade.

by B-Raff June 1, 2006

Robert Paulsons

Male mammary glands which are so large, they resemble those of a woman.

That guy has the biggest pair of Robert Paulsons I've ever seen; I'd sure fucking love to motorboat those bitches.

by atomysk March 12, 2008

Robert E Lee

One of the greatest general's in all of history. Known for his honorable character, devotion to duty, not to mention his brilliant tactical successes in battle after battle against a stronger foe. He repeatedly won distinction for conduct and bravery during the Mexican-American War.

At the begining of the War Between the States, he was offered commands in both the Union and Confederacy, but choose to be loyal to the South as he was born in Virginia.

"They do not know what they say. If it came to a conflict of arms, the war will last at least four years. Northern politicians will not appreciate the determination and pluck of the South, and Southern politicians do not appreciate the numbers, resources, and patient perseverance of the North. Both sides forget that we are all Americans. I foresee that our country will pass through a terrible ordeal, a necessary expiation, perhaps, for our national sins"- Robert E Lee

*I believe the other poster must be thinking of General Grant who was well known for his drinking.

by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006

Robert Downey Jr

Cutest man to ever kiss Val Kilmer.

Gay Perry(Val Kilmer):"I'm kneep-deep in pussy."
Harry(Robert Downey Jr):"I need atleast two more Demerol."

by kangaroo-larry June 25, 2009

Robert

Robert is a great,loving guy that will do his best to be by your side 24/7. No matter what he will do his best to make you happy. He thinks he is not attractive but in reality he is very handsome and caring and the best guy you’ll ever met, he will make you smile everyday and he will do his very best to make you laugh. He is the most loving guy that you will ever met in your lifetime.

He is just the best guy ever.

Oh you mean Robert yes he is.

by Xxlove_zozoxX January 15, 2019

Robert

Robert is completely amazing. He is sweet. He is caring. He is funny. He is everything you could wish for in a guy. Ever though he is a bit cocky everything else makes up for it. He knows how to cheer me up or make me laugh. If only we lived closer maybe something great could happen. But being best friends is enough! Love you !!!!! ~ 3rd best friend

Wow that guy is a Robert!

by Your 3rd Best Friend October 12, 2016

Dirty robert

A person who wanks to anime porn and nearly gets murdered at mcdonalds

Ugh I'm such a dirty robert

by Thatfatawkwardkid January 28, 2020