Realistic

Something fake that people perceive as real

Lets be realistic here, walking wolves clearly exists.

by Megaman82118 February 2, 2018

Reality

Located in the farthest region of sanity, Reality is many a splendored place. The grass broken and brown and the air smells like chlorofluorocarbons heated to a temperature that is most unnatural. Sounds are often harsh, crashing through the inner membrane of every cell in your body. Everything here is sharp, jagged. Not many people enjoy it there, but often have not a choice.

But do not fear, there is an escape. Beveranges, ranging in potency from that of chocolate milk to vodka, can prevent contact with this most fatal of worlds. The best psychiatric developments, such as LSD, take the "tourist" as we call them, far, far out of the boundaries of Reality.
Possible side effects are death, brain damage, and more death.

"Dude, where are we? It's so hot here, and everything is prickly!"

-"I don't know what this place is, but I don't like it...I've heard on the news that it's called....Reality? How do we get somewhere else?"

"Have you heard about the new product? I can't remember what it's called...LMD....LF....LSD! That's it! Through this genious spaceship, we can go anywhere!"

(Together) "Hooray for science!"

by Tha T. Guy May 28, 2008

realize

to finally understand

"dude i just realized how screwed we are"

by lil_MoE February 4, 2009

lettuce be reality

An attempt to bring a misguided statement or conversation to the proper perspective or truth.

Derek: "Nah it's not weird, I just enjoy writing poetry and expressing my emotions. Tons of guys do it."
Robert: "Lettuce be reality, you are a phaggot."

by The Latin Warrior May 15, 2011

realist

realist someone who tries to see things as they are not as he would like them to be. a realist knows that a thing may be logical or necessary but still not right. a realist sees that all things have a cost the question is who pays,when,and how much.

an optiomus sees the glass half full the pessiomus sees the glass half empty the realist wants to know what is in the glass. the eeyores who know the fall rains are needed but they still make you cold and wet.realist know that many a
brillant idea has been shot down by reality.

by bmut January 31, 2008

realism

A word commonly thrown around in the video games industry by people who have no idea what real life is actually like, especially in FPSs. Occasionally combined with false claims of military or police service.

"zomg call of duty 4 has unparalleled realism! i can tell b/c i no so much about combat!"
"Your lack of intelligence insults both real life operators and and anyone with a brain. Please die."

by Jakob A. October 28, 2008

Redline

(noun, verb)

An informal sketch over another person's piece of art to point out and correct flaws, especially in anatomy. The sketch is usually in red.

"This piece could really use a redline."

"Could you please redline my drawing of a hand for me, the proportions are off."

by xSilverSky June 29, 2009