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If you read this 

I need help I am trapped in a dungeon that he calls his fun place I have had my whole body violated by the big man. He tells me I’ll be his berth mother but I’m not a e gurl
If you read this I’m in a dungeon -.-
If you read this by XxladykillerXx September 28, 2019

I have read and agree to the terms of use 

Pretty much the biggest lie on the planet. People usually see this message when trying to sign up for something or the other. People are supposed to actually read through the terms of use, but no one does. Useless waste of paper or pixels.
People who say they have never lied in their lives are probably lying right there. I guarantee that none of them have ever checked the "I have read and agree to the terms of use" box after actually reading the terms of use.

left me on read 

When on snapchat someone opens your snap and doesn't snap back
I can't believe you left me on read!!

the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too 

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander
MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

Left on read 

ur here for a reason huh
Left on read by eerreressssdaas November 19, 2020

Olivia Read 

Skim and assume while reading anything from Literacy tests, to texts sent from Comedy Comes In Threes.
Olivia Read by OliviaKate January 13, 2019