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I have read and agree to the terms of use

Pretty much the biggest lie on the planet. People usually see this message when trying to sign up for something or the other. People are supposed to actually read through the terms of use, but no one does. Useless waste of paper or pixels.
People who say they have never lied in their lives are probably lying right there. I guarantee that none of them have ever checked the "I have read and agree to the terms of use" box after actually reading the terms of use.
by sexytroll696969696969 June 23, 2011
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left me on read

When on snapchat someone opens your snap and doesn't snap back
I can't believe you left me on read!!
by Sharkisha Misha July 8, 2017
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a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander
MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!
by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011
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Left on read

ur here for a reason huh
by eerreressssdaas November 19, 2020
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Olivia Read

Skim and assume while reading anything from Literacy tests, to texts sent from Comedy Comes In Threes.
by OliviaKate January 13, 2019
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Erin Read

Person one: Yo look at Erin Read she so buff and swag
person two: innit my g so jelous
by hexspooder December 23, 2021
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keeping me on read

When you view a text message and don't respond. Keeping the sender in "read" status without a reply.
Why are you keeping me on read? You read my message over two hours ago!
by MomTryingToKeepUp March 17, 2018
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