reets

of canine descent, is often in for the long haul

reets the enigma is coming over for another big night, the dog

by perro_enigma August 23, 2011

Reets

Someone who is a retard/ short for retard.

(Retard meaning being stupid)

*screams, shouts and acts stupid*
"Oh my god stop it you reets!"

by Tori Blakeman December 11, 2015

Reetsburger

Slang; an endearing term for a person who acts stupidly.

"You fell over!! You are such a reetsburger."

by splodge June 13, 2006

Reeteka

Reetekas have very good style. They are usually very outspoken and are "social butterflies". Usually if a person can breathe Reetekas will talk to them. If someone messes with Reetekas they will show them attitude and hold a weak grudge. Usually of Indian decent, Reetekas are gorgeous usually have very pretty eyes, thick long hair and are very good at sex. They are attracted to strong maculine men who are good at politics.

Reeteka girl name, Indian

by gdfgjdngjniur January 20, 2011

Reetus

a) Somebody who is a master at being autistic.

Human 1: Shit, Victor is a fucking reetus.
Victor: rEEEEeEeEeeEeeeeE

by Heck beerios April 22, 2019

Reetard

A fortnite kid who fanboys the pro player known as Reet, by playing his sensitivity, his skin, and talks like him, and plays like him. Sometimes they even copy his name by adding a greek letter

The kid i found in that arena game is a reetard

by Spotless February 22, 2021

Reetje

A person who loves oxygen

U have been working out, Reetje?
Dem proteins are bussin

by kotsper May 11, 2021