When after a long night of drinking your poop the next morning is an orangey brown color and paste like consistency that resembles the clay courts of the French Open at the Stade Roland Garros in Paris.
Ugh, Dennis and I drank a bottle of bourbon and 15 IPAs last night and I just dropped a Roland Garros in the toilet.
by kh1985 September 26, 2022
Get the Roland Garros mug.Typically known as a manipulator, mansplainer, and misogynist. Roland’s do not have a single kind bone in their body and will do anything to hurt anyone simply for their own amusement. They care only about the story they are telling to other people for pity and will paint anyone in a bad light. Stupid. Really honestly stupid. One would be able to use many swear words to describe a Roland. Many would use f**Kwitt as a common one. It was also heard that more often than not, a Roland will not only come with abusive qualities, but a small Willy too! It’s a package deal!! Never trust a Roland and if you can, on your death bed say “I left a million dollars under the..” and then die before you can finish the sentence. Drive any Roland to insanity if it is the last thing you do!!!
Person 1: “Did you hear about that Roland guy”
Person 2: “Oh yeah I did. Heard he was a piece of work. I could never trust a Roland”
Person 2: “Oh yeah I did. Heard he was a piece of work. I could never trust a Roland”
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A very attractive person, who is very caring and cares for his girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel loved.
can be seen as mean at the start but is actually extremely sweet and kind.
will do anything for his girlfriend just to be happy.
the most handsome man alive.
extremely sexy.
can be seen as mean at the start but is actually extremely sweet and kind.
will do anything for his girlfriend just to be happy.
the most handsome man alive.
extremely sexy.
by heheveeg October 22, 2022
Get the Rolands mug.the most excellent person you will ever meet. he is so smart and talented and will rock your world. he is an amazing teacher and you should always look up to him. he is really kind and is always available to hug a friend in need. he trusts everyone, but do not lose a roland's trust as it will hurt him and yourself. never betray him as he wont forgive you for it. always be friends with roland and never let him go.
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Get the roland mug.Roland is absolutely amazing he is the kindest most hardworking loyal guy out there he'll go out of his way just to make you smile especially if you're having a bad day he will literally jump out of a moving car to help those on the side of the road
He can sometimes be mysterious and moody and you have to really understand how his mind works,
A hopeless romantic he will buy you flowers food and come to you blasting Celine Dion and George Michael,
He is a great friend and an even better brother.
He can sometimes be mysterious and moody and you have to really understand how his mind works,
A hopeless romantic he will buy you flowers food and come to you blasting Celine Dion and George Michael,
He is a great friend and an even better brother.
Why'd that guy get out of the car we're on the fucking freeway!
Oh that's gotta be Roland somebody must've gotten a flat again.
Oh that's gotta be Roland somebody must've gotten a flat again.
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