quarantine

It's where you have to stay at home for 40 days, because French for 40 is quarante. But it's mistaken by idiots who think quarantine is another word for coronavirus.

Me: What does quarantine mean?
Nerd: Coronavirus!
Me: No, it means where you have to stay at home for 40 days.
Nerd: You patronising smartass, you are dumb.
Me: You are dumb with nerd glasses on, but maybe you know a lot about algorithms.

by Power476 January 20, 2021

Quarantining

The act of being in quarantine during a pandemic.

Ex: Sorry I haven’t been able to see, I’ve been quarantining.

by hubbersbubbers January 25, 2021

Quarantining

the act of quarantining during a global pandemic.

Brent: Sorry I have been able to make new music, I have been quarantining.

by hubbersbubbers January 25, 2021

quarantine fling

A person who you have sexual relations with when the first pandemic started and ended before 2021

...He was my quarantine fling that’s why it’s kinda awkward now

by karmaaab February 11, 2021

Quarantine brain

When you are physically cut off from everyone and everything but overwhelming connected into everybody else's stuff

#1: That lady was a total Karen
#2: Yeah and she was all wound up on quarantine brain reading conspiracies and shit.

by Snakevon February 19, 2021

Covid-19 quarantine

Fuck it. Fuck being at home all the time.

Fuck the Covid-19 quarantine. Fuck being home all the time. I want to get the fuck out of this house. Fuck online school. Fuck zoom calls. Fuck my annoying family. Fuck it fuckity fuck fuck

by Avocado2004 March 15, 2021

enhanced community quarantine

The harshest form of community quarantine in the Philippines. It is equivalent to a lockdown.

The entire island of Luzon was placed under enhanced community quarantine beginning on Tuesday, March 17, 2020. It lasted until April 30 in some areas and May 15 in others.

by Etewilak May 6, 2021