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pyongwang

The punchline to an asian joke that nobody really finds funny.
Person 1: "Did you hear about the north korean pornstar?"
Person 2: "no?"
Person 1: "His name was pyongwang!"
by pieninja September 3, 2010
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Ponge

Noun improper. (Pon-j)

The glorious snack (thrown away by most people) that is left in the sink after one has washed the dishes.
"Got hungry the other day but there was no food in the fridge so I just ate the ponge."
by Sizzlingmess July 24, 2020
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Plongus

Pls/Please. Used when someone is saying dumb shit, or when lounge is being collectively dumb or off-topic. Often used ironically.
Typical poster: "I keep picking my 410 to control but can't seem to get operating"

Enlightened poster: "Plongus"
by DoNotDuplicate July 27, 2021
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Constrained on a long haul economy flight ,
and forced to endure a non-descript table
tennis match , or some other equally dire
tripe , on the plane,s,overhead DVD screens , as a form of so called
" entertainment "
Whats this fucking crap their showing now !

- ping pong merrily on high ??? .
by E - FUMBLER January 9, 2009
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Hai Phong

Hai Phong is a Vietnamese city and also a name. People named hai Phong are usually pretty funny and nice to other people. They get triggered pretty fast usually. They have a lot of friends but some people might say they are is a friend but Hai Phong might see them as an enemy. They are very sensitive to what they hear. They don't get crushes very easily but they have a lot of friends that are the opposite gender. They tend to JUUL sometimes but they never force anybody else to do something. If you know a Hai Phong near you get to know them better and be nice to them.
Somebody: Bro, Hai Phong is one of my best friends.
Actual Friend: I thought he hated you
Somebody: Shut up
by MuffinGang63 November 4, 2019
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A ching chong ling ping pong

Random ass video

Only use this when you have an asian friend
“Your mom just texted you”
“What did she say”
“A ching chong ling ping pong
“Very funny kyle, WHAT THE HELL?”
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strip ping pong

An otherwise normal game of ping pong, except that everytime one looses a rally, the individual must remove an item of clothing whether it be an entire sweater or a small sock.
It is up to the players to determine whether jewelry counts.
Me: Ey you there! I say you there! Care to play a game of strip ping pong?
Person: i dont know you.
Me: you will soon.
Person: sure, what the hell, ive been on a dry streak for 3 years, maybe this is a chance to get laid.
by neshypoo December 30, 2004
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